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FROM: LG
SENT: Dec 2 2006 12:00AM
SUBJECT: LG Responds to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Open Letter


An open letter from 
LG's Code-Bitch-In-Chief :
Liquid Generation 

O almighty Double-you 
I pray that you bestow 
Your blessed grace and mercy 
On Persians down below. 

to the Persian Empire: 

Our nations have been drifting 
Apart in a sea of hates. 
You think it’s Divine Providence 
And we tectonic plates. 

You blame us for our flexing 
In the Middle East 
The muscles of our power 
A truly Sexy Beast. 

But wherefore shall we flex them? 
Our targets ever fewer. 
We can’t take every holy book 
And flush it down the sewer. 

    











    


We know that it is tempting 
For Mohammed’s franchisees 
To look past their true oppression 
And blame the Zionese. 

You say that you want justice 
For the people of Iraq. 
We would like to tell you 
Where to stuff your sock. 

The war of nineteen-eighties. 
The Holocaust’s a myth. 
And why the sudden outbursts 
When you’ve always plead the fifth? 

We may have had elections 
And passed on the baton. 
We still crusade to castrate 
A nuke-yoo-lar Iran 

So thank you for your wisdom 
Your divine inspired prose. 
But have you not considered 
That we’re who Allah chose? 

We know Mohammed teaches. 
We know that Jesus Saves. 
We relish in the freedom 
To speak of them as knaves. 

So we’ll just keep on going. 
We’ll work and pay our taxes. 
And joke about the letter 
From our favorite evil axis. 

Love & Peace be upon you 


LG
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